Name: Lawrence 'Spud' Murphy

Position: Coach; Defender; Goalkeeper; Umpire; Club Treasurer...

Name: Steven 'Tayto' Tate

Position: 1st XI Captain; central midfield.

Name: Robert 'Bertie' Hamilton

Position: 2nd XI Captain; Sweeper

Name: Davy 'Hobbsy' Hobbs

Position: Sweeper/Centre Back with occasional bursts forward using advanced orienteering skills.

Name: David 'DJ' Johnston

Position: Centre-forward par excellence. A quiet, unassuming chap is David.

Name: Alistair Patterson

Position: Goalkeeper

Name: Dougie Reid

Position: Centre-forward.

Name: Graeme 'Fin' Finlay

Position: Goalkeeper; local business magnate.

Name: Aaron 'AK47' Kearney

Position: Defender.

Name: Adam 'Mr. T' Thompson

Position: Composed central defender in the style of Alan Hansen. Winner of the Inaugural Saintfield Town Committee 4K Fun Run 2011 (time: 17:35).

Name: Gavin 'Gav' Kirkpatrick

Position: Centre-forward in the Gary Lineker mould.

Name: Scott Murtagh

Position: Defender. Tractor expert.

Name: Lance 'Lightning' Walker

Position: Winger. Faster than Usain Bolt.

Name: Thomas Brown

Position: Winger. Faster than Lance Walker.

Name: Craig Harkness

Position: Midfield.

Name: Sammy Davidson

Position: Defender

Name: Paul 'The Squirrel' Fenton

Position: Utility. Has played in every position on the pitch except goalkeeper in the past two seasons, when bookmaking commitments allow.

Name: Marty 'The Don' Johnston

Position: Defender; snake afficionado.